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15/04/14 @ 10:22am
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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

avengethedoctor:

IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED

like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK

and then the coVER ART

and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS

WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK

161,085 notes
@ 10:21am
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moseby:

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

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@ 10:21am
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source:cerebralzero

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

35,636 notes
@ 10:20am

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

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@ 10:20am
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ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

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@ 10:19am
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loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo


i really wonder which one won omg

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!